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Jimothy For President '28 | Hoodie | White
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He has no policy positions. He has no campaign finance disclosures. He has both hands up in a double peace sign and an expression that suggests he's already declared victory. Jimothy is running, and he's running on a platform of extended garbage collection hours, nocturnal rights, and the radical proposition that anything left unattended is fair game. He will not debate. He will not concede. He has been photographed leaving several buildings he was not authorized to enter, and every single time, the hands went up. The only candidate who has never once pretended he wasn't in the trash. Details Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size Full-color campaign print — Jimothy, double peace signs, JIMOTHY FOR PRESIDENT '28 Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low Officially licensed Jimothy the Raccoon apparel Not affiliated with any actual campaign, party, or functioning government